Everything Sucks Tee – Funny Rainbow Sarcasm Shirt

Sunshine? Check. Rainbows? Check. Soul-crushing realism? Double check. This “Everything Sucks” shirt blends joyful visuals with deliciously deadpan humor—perfect for anyone who likes their optimism with a side of sarcasm.

Features:
- Bold red retro-style text beneath a cheerful rainbow
- A perfect clash of happy visuals and existential truth
- Soft cotton blend for maximum comfort in minimal hope
- Unisex fit for every level of burnout and bite
- Ideal gift for cynics, Gen Z realists, or emotionally exhausted adults
- Retail fit suitable for both casual and semi-formal settings.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape add durability and style.
- Crisp, vibrant printing techniques ensure detailed designs.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations for added comfort.